 We'll go to Maccy D's throw tampons at traffic wardens just like old times.
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| — Mitchell Harper |
Ye me dad is a fat tosser and I love nob in me shitter
Character[]
Mitchell appeared to be the sexy guy of Alfie's class. He often poked fun at fellow pupils and his teacher. However, Alfie would usually get his own back by poking fun at Mitchell's family life, commenting that he didn't know who his dad was and how he lived in a caravan. He is a huge gay porn fan and he cried at the end of Toy Story 3. He had a friendship with Rem Dogg which sees them constantly making insulting comments about each other and their respective cocks. Despite not liking Alfie, Alfie describes him as one of his favourite students in the Bad Education Handbook, and they develop a friendship during Series 2. In Series 3, he becomes infatuated with Cleopatra, and at his going away party "After School Clubs" after getting drunk he tries to ask for a kiss, she asks if she kisses him will he shut up, he says yes, then they kiss. In the second episode of Series 3, Mitchell left Abbey Grove after his father's fairground is shut down by the council. In the reunion special, Mitchell returns to Abbey Grove to be a P.E. teacher.
| Name | Return |
|---|---|
| Mitchell Harper | Reunion |